you've a sore knee,

you're looking for love,

capsicums make you itch,
 
your work drives you to tears,

your belly doesn't behave,
 
reading makes you anxious,

you'd rather you didn't drink quite so much,

life is one large slice of stress,

you don't know your next move,

you're never thirsty,

you're always thirsty,

life as you know it is grand and you're a curious character....